...where it matters.

Do things your future self will thank you for.

2o6:

let me grab ur butt

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lawhley:

timelord-badboy:

lawhley:

lawhley:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

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jeanroqueraltique:

making a new friend

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they turn out to be a complete asshole

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How To Date:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

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drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

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tayjardateme:

 

gaycave:


Me as a parent.
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